? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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