Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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