Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering