Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Semen is not good for contacts.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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