i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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