But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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