just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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