sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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