I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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