piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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