It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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