So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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