Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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