i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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