I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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The Easter sex puns were too abundant
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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