is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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