it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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