My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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