but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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