Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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