Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
no you cant smoke seaweed
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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