just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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