Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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