I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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