FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I am spending my child support on dildos
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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