big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
