she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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