I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Crop dusting thru forever 21
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
