"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
We got so high we made milksteak
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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