the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Your mouth is God's brothel.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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