I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Everyone says I win the strip club
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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