just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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