I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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