i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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