Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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