You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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