My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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