just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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