no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I looked at my own cervix.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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