Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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