dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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