Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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