this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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