Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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