I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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