Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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