Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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