I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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