Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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