I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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