They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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