I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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