he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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