doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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