I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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