I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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