I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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