Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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