Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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